[Oh, she's following him, if only to prevent today's installment of When Doing It Wrong Goes.....Wrong from going any further south, undertaking the directorial duties of one, trying not to facepalm and two, ignoring the bewildered stares of shoppers, including a little boy's exclamation of, "wow, that looks fun!" (it doesn't) as he stares in awe at Baroona gripping onto that railing Bond-style as she practically bounds her way up the escalator to catch up to him.

She sighs.]

You could've waited for me to get on it with you, you know. And you can do that with one hand. You're not going to fall.