[IT'S NOT AN INSULT! It's common sense. Baroona pls.

(Also, uh. Baroona is the epitome of hermit, but even Mikoto shall remain respectfully silent about that. Since. Culture shock, and all.)

Mikoto scratches her head as she tries to think. Suuuure, he's a big boy, but also from, like, Ye Olde Fantasy Land and she doesn't want any more complications.

(See: The Subway Field Trip. Just saying.)]

I'd hide you in my school, but...it's...all-girl. [And Ryoukan-sensei would execute the both of them.] Dammit! I have to...

[She grumbles in frustration. Another text message tone goes off. Mikoto starts rubbing her forehead.

Speaking of complications. She fiddles with her phone again.] It's a she. [She doesn't really have many dudefriends here. There's Kamijo, but...it was weird.] Her name is Kuroko. And she's not dangerous, just----

[She sighs. She doesn't know what she'd do without her at times, though. Kuroko always had her back---

HE MUST BE PUT TO JUSTICE!!!! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU, ONEE-SAMA!!!!

Mikoto blanches and quickly holds the phone at her side.

oh

dear

god.]

---Baroona, we have to go. Now.