I heard that, you asshole.

[He has a feeling it was on purpose, too. He straightens out his legs in front of him, shifting a bit but not quite getting up.]

Of course I know how! Just because I've grown up with all the finer luxuries of life doesn't mean I don't know the basics. [Huffing, he finally does push himself up, dusting off his hands and then his pants.]

I bet I could do a hell of a lot better than you could. We'd have had a fire minutes ago if you weren't so freaked out by magic!