[And then fish just missing his mouth by hitting his lip, bouncing off... And he's reaching to catch it, because like hell he's going to waste some perfectly good fish!
He does manage to catch it in a closed fist, but his weight leans forward so much that it's likely enough to send them both to the ground.]
Whoa--! [And a surprised blink as he raises his closed hand higher to protect the captured piece of fish.] That's not how I meant, you ass!
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[And then fish just missing his mouth by hitting his lip, bouncing off... And he's reaching to catch it, because like hell he's going to waste some perfectly good fish!
He does manage to catch it in a closed fist, but his weight leans forward so much that it's likely enough to send them both to the ground.]
Whoa--! [And a surprised blink as he raises his closed hand higher to protect the captured piece of fish.] That's not how I meant, you ass!